Aladin versus Titanic
Aladin Vs Titanic
1. Both films star thrill-seeking nomad street rats...
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2. ... with loyal best friends...
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3. ...who embark on the adventure of a lifetime...
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4. ...where they selflessly save the life of a pretty stranger...
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5. ...then quickly figure out that the stranger is way out of their league...
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6. ...and romantically linked to power hungry, evil, rich bastards through either force or
financial necessity...
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7. ...yet lust for a simpler life...
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8. ...so they slum it with the handsome street rat...
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9. ...but are quickly forbidden from any further association with their kind...
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10. ...luckily the street rats meet a kind stranger with the means to improve their social
standing...
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11. ...by transforming them into a more appropriate suitor...
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12. ...which momentarily helps counter their difference in tax-bracket...
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13. ...then they share that one magic moment...
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14. ...which makes the rich evil guys feel threatened and therefore banish the street
rats...
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15. ...then the unthinkable happens...
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16. ...and the love interest almost drowns...
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17. ...and the evil rich bastards try, and fail, to kill our heroes...
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18. ...and they all live happily ever after!
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Okay, well not everyone.
1. Both films star thrill-seeking nomad street rats...
.
2. ... with loyal best friends...
.
3. ...who embark on the adventure of a lifetime...
.
4. ...where they selflessly save the life of a pretty stranger...
.
5. ...then quickly figure out that the stranger is way out of their league...
.
6. ...and romantically linked to power hungry, evil, rich bastards through either force or
financial necessity...
.
7. ...yet lust for a simpler life...
.
8. ...so they slum it with the handsome street rat...
.
9. ...but are quickly forbidden from any further association with their kind...
.
10. ...luckily the street rats meet a kind stranger with the means to improve their social
standing...
.
11. ...by transforming them into a more appropriate suitor...
.
12. ...which momentarily helps counter their difference in tax-bracket...
.
13. ...then they share that one magic moment...
.
14. ...which makes the rich evil guys feel threatened and therefore banish the street
rats...
.
15. ...then the unthinkable happens...
.
16. ...and the love interest almost drowns...
.
17. ...and the evil rich bastards try, and fail, to kill our heroes...
.
18. ...and they all live happily ever after!
.
.
Okay, well not everyone.
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